A friend recently attended a Staten Island FerryHawks game and brought me back a funny hat. It seems that every year, the FerryHawks, a professional minor-league baseball team in the North Division of the Atlantic League, hold an Italian Heritage Night at SIUH Community Park, where they wear alternate jerseys and play as the Staten Italy Gabagools. While I find the cap quite amusing, I cannot bring myself to wear the tricolor, even as a joke. I don't want to sound ungrateful, but I told her that if I ever receive anything with the Italian flag, I will send it back.