Among my friends, it’s a running joke that I think everything has been ruined—intellectual properties, institutions, pastimes, et cetera. “They ruined it” has basically become my catchphrase. So when they asked how the Mets game I attended was, they already knew the answer.
Growing up, I went to more sporting events than I can count: Jets, Giants, Yankees, Mets, Cosmos, Rangers, Knicks. Even the Cyclones and Metrostars made the list. But over time, I lost interest in American sports altogether; the commercialization, sanitization, and ideological weaponization of the games ruined them for me.
To give you an idea of how out of touch I am, I only just learned at the park that there’s now a pitch clock and a designated hitter in the National League?! My attention has long since wandered elsewhere. These days, I follow only European football, above all Napoli, and, whenever I can, the occasional amateur contests, including la joute nautique, scherma, and the colorful pali and regattas of Italy.
The decline showed itself even before we got inside. In the parking lot, security said no tailgating—not even tossing a football around. This was so alien to me, I thought they were kidding. They weren’t.
My first time inside Citi Field, I’ll admit the stadium itself was impressive. But the next sign of decline hit me at the concession stands. Whatever happened to peanuts, Cracker Jack, hot dogs, pretzels, cotton candy, beer, and soda? Now it’s Fiesta burgers, General Tso’s chicken, fondue, sushi, curry patties—you name it. It was all a little too effete for my taste.
It wasn't over there. The nonstop blare from the sound system and giant videoboard was relentless. Incessant gimmicks—games of chance, dance routines, music, fan cams—distracted from the actual game. Worst of all was the manufactured crowd energy: instructions telling people when to cheer, like Pavlovian cues. There was something vaguely Orwellian about it all.
Not everything was bad. A few charms remained: Mr. and Mrs. Met taking photos with kids, hearing about the “Grimace Seat” in right-field, and, of course, seeing the iconic red apple rise after a Mets home run. But even these couldn’t disguise how overproduced and dumbed-down the whole experience has become.
Happily, the Mets won. If nothing else, I hope the kids will look back and fondly remember their old uncle and their fathers at the ballpark, the way I do mine.
~ By Giovanni di Napoli, September 3rd, Feast of St. Pius X